Dog Quotes?

"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them." ~Phil Pastoret

"Never stand between a dog and the hydrant." ~John Peers

"The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time." ~Winston Pendelton

"Thus every dog at last will have his day - He who this morning smiled, at night may sorrow;The grub today's a butterfly tomorrow."~Peter Pindar

“He who this morning smiled, at night may sorrow; the grub today's a butterfly tomorrow."~Peter Pindar

"The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people." ~Daniel Pinkwater

"When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along to see the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes. The dog has certain relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten." ~Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

"The disposition of noble dogs is to be gentle with people they know and the opposite with those they don't know...How, then, can the dog be anything other than a lover of learning since it defines what's its own and what's alien." ~Plato

"A dog has the soul of a philosopher." ~Plato

"I am his Highness' dog at Kew; Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?"~Alexander Pope

"Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends." ~Alexander Pope

"It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?"~Eleanor H. Porter "Pollyanna" 1912

"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, 'My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'" ~Dave Barry

"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." ~Dave Barry

"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard." ~Dave Barry

"The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic."~Henry Ward Beecher "Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit"

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."~Robert Benchley

"I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward." ~G.K. Chesterton

"The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go."~Winston Churchill

"Dogs wait for us faithfully." ~Marcus Tullius Cicero

"Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other." ~Robert Benchley

"DOG, n. A subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship . . . . [H]is master works for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail, seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition." ~Ambrose Bierce The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

"A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself."~Josh Billings

"Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland." ~Josh Billings

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." ~Josh Billings

"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane." ~Smiley Blanton

Some very good and funny quotes Lilly

I like the 3rd 1 hehe.... but seriously there's lots of good one's there.

heres a good one

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

I've heard that one before ^ Its a good one. :D

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself